Thank god for airport lounges. Downstairs is full of Cheshires WAGS. With 3 flights leaving for Malaga the place is wall to wall fake tan, hair extensions and acrylic nails.

As for the men, the tattoos blend into one moving mural of ink.

Last leg of the journey. I intend to spend the next 3 hours in a haze of free Merlot and nibbles.

Heavy date with washing machine and Tescos later . Oh deep joy!