Firstly - Happy Birthday to me and my treat for this morning was the Penis museum. I am such a lucky girl.

For 10 years I was a nurse so have seen more than my fair share of willies. Long ones, short ones, straight ones and bent ones. Enough to last a lifetime. But this was fascinating and I am no perv believe me..

Now I would have thought this museum would have been more suited to Amsterdam than Reykjavik. A spot of "wink wink nudge nudge". But no. It is a collection from all animal species starting at a minuscule mouse just a couple of millimetres long to a 6ft whale phallus (and yes it was a sperm whale - honestly). I think Roger came away feeling a bit humbled.

I could start with puerile schoolboy lavatorial jokes about stiffies but I am a grown-up.

And we needed to catch a bus to see a Geyser.......